I remember, when I was little my mom used to scare us with harmless little tales to get us to do her biddings. They were funny little anecdotes that stuck with me for a long long time...As I enter 2000s, they faded.
On not swallowing any seeds, "Do not eat mandarin orange seeds, or you'll find that the plant will grow out from the top of your head someday!"
The reason we're fat and healthy when we're kids: "Eat your last grain of rice! Don't waste food! Or you'll get a husband with pockmarks all around his face!"
The thing I never quite found out the 'why' of: "Never ever clip your nails at night! No good!"
It's a shame I can't dig out some more, thoughts just crossed your mind at unexpected moments I guess.
Anyway, that was what I used to have for breakfast some time ago, 3 stack of Weet-Bix with sliced bananas, peaches, raisins plus some skim milk and a McDonald's chocolate chip muffin on the side. Voila! Good old breakfast that's yummy, (I hope) healthy, and satisfying! How I missed those days.
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Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Monday, March 19, 2007
What can I say...
I can always count on Simon to deliver all the good stuff out there. Check out his blog.
Here's what I learned today:
1. There's cheese on moon. Google Jokes, Sometimes...
2. Horror! Horror!
What Happens to Your Body if You Drink a Coke Right Now. To think that I just had a bottle of Coke this afternoon (half actually, satisfied my thirst for the first few minutes, then blah).
3. The meaning of life. Well, almost there...
4. Links, links, and links! If I didn't read Simon's entries, I wouldn't have ventured out to Coke, moon, "answer to life, universe, and everything" (it's 42, by the way), then meaning of life, and Google Romance. Same analogy with life, connections, connections, and more connections! Gets you everywhere.
5. There was a baby called Inuka, he was born in 1990 and he's a polar bear. Check out his profile here.
Oh! I just got Tony Buzan's Age-Proof Your Brain. I'm serious. Will see how that goes.
Here's what I learned today:
1. There's cheese on moon. Google Jokes, Sometimes...
2. Horror! Horror!
What Happens to Your Body if You Drink a Coke Right Now. To think that I just had a bottle of Coke this afternoon (half actually, satisfied my thirst for the first few minutes, then blah).
3. The meaning of life. Well, almost there...
4. Links, links, and links! If I didn't read Simon's entries, I wouldn't have ventured out to Coke, moon, "answer to life, universe, and everything" (it's 42, by the way), then meaning of life, and Google Romance. Same analogy with life, connections, connections, and more connections! Gets you everywhere.
5. There was a baby called Inuka, he was born in 1990 and he's a polar bear. Check out his profile here.
Oh! I just got Tony Buzan's Age-Proof Your Brain. I'm serious. Will see how that goes.
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